Saturday, June 12, 2010

Dear Tedd,

Since our last email, about a month ago, I've been mentally composing a letter to you thinking of all the things I can tell you about New Zealand.  First, I am truly excited about your year long adventure. Are you doing that organic farming program in "Aotearoa"? Other than experiencing the Kiwi lifestyle, what will you be doing for work? My personal experiences and of those of other American visitors, finding employment has been difficult.  I've learned that it is definitely best to find work through networking.

I'm certain that along your way, you will hear all about the "must see" natural beauties of New Zealand. The south island is filled with such beautiful indescribable landscapes, you will feel guilt from taking photos: the various sounds (Milford Sound and Doubtful Sound), the tourist dwellings of Queenstown, Invercargill (one of the southernmost city in the world), the comfortable nest of Christchurch. My favorite city in the south island is Wanaka. It was the most comfortable backpacking city filled with fellow backpackers and young people. Also so gorgeous, you wonder how God made such a special place. The north island is just as exquisite as the south but on a different plane; in my opinion, it appears to be more metropolitan and urban such as Wellington (capital of NZ) and Auckland. There is so much more that you will experience than I have, especially with your length of stay.

People will ask you about America and if pop culture is truly what it seems. Be prepared to answer questions about Jersey Shore and the phenomena that which is known as the "fist pump". You will also be questioned about sexual deviance portrayed in the American Pie movie series; your personal take on politics (which will represent America in general) and/or be asked as to why certain international political actions were taken by Americans in any given debate; and what is so effen great about baseball or grind iron (American football).

Kiwis are quite friendly and are willing to engage in conversation.  I will caution you that American sarcasm is not easily translated.  I know I can tell a bad story and/or joke, however, there are times when things simply do not translate. Don't worry. They will laugh regardless. 

"Tui" beer is quite popular especially in the north island. When ordering a strong alcoholic beverage, i.e. whiskey coke, be sure to ask for a double shot of whiskey.  What constitutes as one American full shot is usually half in Kiwi bartender lingo.  Ordering coffee is tricky. I haven't had any luck with ordering filtered coffee yet.  Tall black is 2 shots of espresso NOT black coffee. Flat whites are delicious! - steamed milk and espresso.

Kiwis are actually funny looking birds especially if you see a toy stuffed animal depiction of one. But in real life, they are super cute. New Zealanders do not like possums (feel free to see my previous post which has photo of a dead possum).

Take advantage of fish & chip shops. Note: $5 NZD will go a very long way.  If you come across the opportunity for a fried Moro bar - Do It. You will feel sugar comatose after, but it's worth doing at least once in your life. Also, don't be alarmed when you find out fast food chains' proportions are significantly smaller than what we Americans are used to. A good thing is, you won't feel as gross eating Maccers (McDonalds) when you see your large "chips" (fries) & coke are actually an American small. 

While here be sure to purchase a special piece of green stone. Do not pick paua shells or rocks or green stone from rivers. It's thought to be disrespectful and will bring you bad luck.  Purchase such from a legit seller. 

The All Blacks are the country's national rugby team. You'll learn that there are regional rugby teams. Canterbury Rugby (relates to the south) is thought to be the best rugby in the world. There is also a sport called "rugby league".  It is much faster than regular rugby. 
Rugby is so much fun to watch! Once you understand the game, you will totally dig it. Know this: in rugby you aren't allowed to pass forward. You can only pass sideways. Also, a rugby "touchdown" known as a "try" is worth 5pts.  The "field goal" known as the "conversion kick" is worth 3pts.  It is an 80 minute game.  The essential rules of rugby is the same as grid iron.

Everything is "pay as you go" including cell phone plans, rent (which is paid weekly), utilities, etc.

If you're Wellington and want to get a Kiwi haircut, let me know and I'll refer you to the man who cuts the U.S. Eagles Rugby team's hair.  If you're interested in getting a Maori tattoo, investigate more into it. It's quite sacred and possibly frowned upon if a foreigner got one. Not too sure.. One more thing, if you can see the new Kiwi movie, BOY, I highly suggest watching it. It's really good and the country is very proud of its success.

Tedder, these are my little tid-bits that I've gathered while being here. I am more than certain you will have very different and maybe even more exciting experiences than I.  I know you are going to have an amazing time. I know it.

Sincerely,

Doty doty doty.

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